Baby Creed

  1. If it is quiet, scream.
  2. If it has a button, push it.
  3. If you see it, taste it.
  4. If it has liquid, pour it.
  5. If it is clean, throw up on it.
  6. If it is fragile, break it.
  7. If it is inedible, eat it.
  8. If it has a lever, pull it.
  9. If it is bedtime, wake up.
  10. If it is a door, open it.
  11. If it is a hole, fill it up.
  12. If it is juicy, smash it.
  13. If it’s high up, jump off it.

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